Force Ranking the Eurovision Song Contestants, Semifinal No. 2
Second of three posts in which I share my rankings so you know where the Eurovision voters got it wrong.
| # | Result | Country | Song | Artist | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | dnq | Denmark | Sand | Saba | How did this banger not advance? |
| 2 | qualified | Latvia | Hollow | Dons | Amazing voice |
| 3 | qualified | Georgia | Firefighter | Nutsa Buzaladze | |
| 4 | qualified | Armenia | Jako | Ladaniva | Fun song! |
| 5 | qualified[1] | France | Mon Amour | Slimane | Dude’s got a powerful voice |
| 6 | qualified | Israel | Hurricane | Eden Golan | |
| 7 | dnq | Czechia | Pedestal | Aiko | Heck of a song |
| 8 | qualified | Estonia | (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi | 5miinust & Puuluup | Best choreography of the night |
| 9 | qualified[1:1] | Italy | La Noia | Angelina Mango | |
| 10 | qualified | Greece | Zari | Marina Satti | First really distinctive song of the night |
| 11 | qualified | Austria | We Will Rave | Kaleen | So-so |
| 12 | dnq | Malta | Loop | Sarah Bonnici | Good way to start the show, but song not too special |
| 13 | dnq | Albania | Titan | Besa | It’s fine |
| 14 | qualified | Norway | Ulveham | Gåte | These guys are all over the place |
| 15 | dnq | Belgium | Before the Party’s Over | Mustii | That’s a lot of glitter |
| 16 | qualified[1:2] | Spain | Zorra | Nebulossa | I don’t think so |
| 17 | qualified | Switzerland | The Code | Nemo | Hated it |
| 18 | qualified | Netherlands | Europapa | Joost Klein | Shoulder pads are back |
| 19 | dnq | San Marino | 11:11 | Megara | No no no no no |