Fail Cakes

When I’m gone my kids will be able to say, “he tried.”

When our kids were young, we went to a lot of birthday parties. I mean a lot. School birthday parties. Family birthday parties. Skating parties. Bouncy house parties. Whew. And then there were the cakes. I often made them myself. I wanted my kids to know that I cared enough about their birthdays to put in some effort, even if the results weren’t always the prettiest things in the world. I have always referred to them as my “fail cakes” although I suppose they could have been a lot worse. I take a lot of satisfaction in knowing that my daughters will always be able to say confidently that “he was there” and “he tried.” Here are a few of the fail cakes over the years.

Batman (2007) Dinosaur (2008) Superman (2008) Shark (2009) Batman (2010) Star Wars (2011) Tiger (2012) Minecraft (2014) Soccer Ball (2014) Batman (2016) M and Ms (2017) Basketball (2018) Camera (2018) Camera (2018) Poop Emojis (2018) Superman (2019)

I tried.